2012 Honda VFR1200X

It's a land yacht that weights 606 lbs wet with a detuned VFR1200F motor in it. It has an ADV-fashionable beak that looks funny, a heavy and power-robbing shaft drive, GS-style spoked wheels running tubeless tires, and linked-brakes. Oh dear. It's not made to go off-road (obviously), but sort of looks the part if you didn't know it was 200 lbs overweight. The thing is silly. And I think I'll just have to have one.